I had to take some time off from posting here because my apartment didn’t have the internets. It wasn’t my fault. Not completely. After it happened, I proportioned the blame. 75% my wife’s fault, 20% mine, and 5% for the 10-month-old. She’s only a baby, but she needs to take some responsibility for knocking the water bottle onto the modem.
That said, I’m back. Look for posts over the long weekend.